Online dating my a$$

This "candidate" started in on me with hostility. Gets pissed because I can't tie his name to his profile username, which indicates I've contacted millions of men over the internet. What's a single gal to do? I yelp out "i f*cking hate this online dating crap, au revoir", hung up and invented the most delicious chicken salad sandwich recipe ever. Should I name it after the a-hole... don't think so.